Splatter a Hoedown characters

Every playable contestant has a perk that changes how they move, how much paint they can take and how fast they reload.

Big Smokeout, the purple-suited paintball league commissioner, holding a paintball marker in a neon alley
  • Slick Rico, Starter · Speedster, Splatter a Hoedown character art
    STARTER · SPEEDSTER

    Slick Rico

    Smokeout's fastest runner. 20% faster with a quick reload, but he takes more paint.

    VOICE COMING SOON
  • Throttle, Chapter 1 Boss · Biker Bar, Splatter a Hoedown character art
    CHAPTER 1 BOSS · BIKER BAR

    Throttle

    Runs the biker bar and his whole chopper gang. Twelve hits and a floor slam before he goes down.

    VOICE COMING SOON
  • Velvet Vic, Chapter 2 Boss · The Courts, Splatter a Hoedown character art
    CHAPTER 2 BOSS · THE COURTS

    Velvet Vic

    Smooth-talking boss of the Brickhouse Courts with cameras, lookouts and a velvet rope for everything.

    VOICE COMING SOON
  • King Chrome, Chapter 3 Boss · Chrome Kings, Splatter a Hoedown character art
    CHAPTER 3 BOSS · CHROME KINGS

    King Chrome

    Detroit's car-gang king. Beat him in a race, run down his convoy, then finish him in his own garage.

    VOICE COMING SOON
  • Foreman Grease, Chapter 4 Boss · Grease Works, Splatter a Hoedown character art
    CHAPTER 4 BOSS · GREASE WORKS

    Foreman Grease

    The plant boss with an industrial paint cannon and a line crew that never clocks out.

    VOICE COMING SOON
  • Trina Trick Trick, Plays Both Sides, Splatter a Hoedown character art
    PLAYS BOTH SIDES

    Trina Trick Trick

    Hoops, heels and a bikini full of cash. Trina works for both gangs and she's no snitch: tight-lipped, full of secrets, and $50 buys you where the fur coats are and who's coming for you.

  • Krystal Mess, Informant · Works the Block, Splatter a Hoedown character art
    INFORMANT · WORKS THE BLOCK

    Krystal Mess

    Bleach-blonde, cigarette lit and heels sky-high. She's been on the corner since nine and hears everything: slip her $25 and she'll tell Big Smokeout who's holding out and where the next girl is. Let her loyalty slip and she'll snitch to the fur coats, so a paint tag keeps her in line.

More voices from the block

The two starters

  • Big Smokeout, the league commissioner: a boss tank who takes 40% less paint but sprints slower
  • Slick Rico: a speedster who is 20% faster with a quick reload, but takes more paint

50 unlockable contestants

One new contestant unlocks at every player level from 2 to 51, and some unlock early when you clear a specific mission. Each uses one of five perk styles: Sprinter, Tank, Quick Hands, Balanced or Ghost. You can also buy a single character or the All Characters Pass.

Faces on the block

The block is full of people to chase, dodge and trick: rival paintballers, battle dancers at the block party, club dancers and bouncers at the Velvet Rope, a hot dog mascot, a tinfoil-hat conspiracy guy and street brawlers. Each of the ten 3D character models has its own idle, dance, hit-reaction and victory animations.

Splatter a Hoedown

Splatter a Hoedown is a mature cartoon paintball arcade game you play free in your web browser: an open city block, a drivable lowrider, eight story missions, co-op and team paintball battles, and crews of up to 12 players.

Made for adults (17+): crude humour, cartoon bikini outfits and satirical drug references. The game has no official age rating yet.

18+ ONLY
Splatter a Hoedown has mature cartoon violence, language and adult themes.