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Privacy policy

This policy explains what we collect when you play Splatter a Hoedown and why. Last updated 23 October 2026.

What we collect

  • Account details: your email address, street name and a securely hashed password
  • Gameplay data: XP, unlocks, scores, run results, street cash and crew membership
  • Content you create: photos you save to the gallery, crew banners and chat messages
  • Purchase records: what you bought and when; card details are handled by Stripe and never stored by us

Voice chat

Voice chat connects players directly whenever possible. On restrictive networks it passes through an encrypted relay operated by Cloudflare. We never record voice; we only log how much relay data is used so we can control costs.

Cookies

We use a sign-in cookie to keep you logged in. We do not use advertising cookies or third-party analytics. Our hosting provider may process standard technical logs to keep the service running.

How we use your data

We use your data to run your account, save your progress, show leaderboards, prevent cheating, process purchases and respond to reports. We do not sell your personal data.

Your choices

You can update your profile and leave a crew at any time. To request a copy or deletion of your account data, contact the game team.

Splatter a Hoedown

Splatter a Hoedown is a mature cartoon paintball arcade game you play free in your web browser: an open city block, a drivable lowrider, eight story missions, co-op and team paintball battles, and crews of up to 12 players.

Made for adults (17+): crude humour, cartoon bikini outfits and satirical drug references. The game has no official age rating yet.

18+ ONLY
Splatter a Hoedown has mature cartoon violence, language and adult themes.