How to play Splatter a Hoedown

Everything you need for your first run: controls, your three tools, driving and how points and street cash are earned.

Keyboard and mouse controls

W A S D
Move on foot or drive
Mouse
Look around (click the game to lock the mouse)
Left mouse
Fire the selected weapon
Right mouse / Z
Aim over the shoulder (Z toggles aim on trackpads)
1 / 2 / 3 or wheel
Paintball, capture net, lure
Shift
Sprint, or turbo while driving
Space
Jump and vault fences, or handbrake
C
Crouch
R
Reload the paintball hopper
E
Enter or exit the lowrider
H / F in the car
Honk the horn or hop the hydraulics
G
Switch lure: dollar, baggie or smokes
X / 4
Drop the gun and brawl
B / N
Battle taunt after a tag
V
Toggle first-person view
Esc or P
Pause

Touch controls on phones and tablets

Left stick
Move or drive
Drag the right side
Look around
FIRE / AIM
Shoot and zoom
JUMP / CROUCH
Vault fences and hide
Weapon button
Cycle paintball, net and lure
CAR
Enter or exit the lowrider; HONK and HOP while driving

Your three tools

Paintballs are your main weapon: three solid hits tag a contestant. Capture nets stop a runner cold and score +150. Lures make nearby contestants drop everything and walk to the bait, which sets up easy tags. Supply crates around the block refill your gear, including one on the bail-bonds rooftop reached by the fire-escape ramp.

Staying alive

Contestants flee when they spot you, duck behind dumpsters, dodge when you aim straight at them and fire back. If paint covers 100% of your suit you're knocked out. A Comeback Shield kicks in briefly after a burst of hits, and aim assist (adjustable in Settings) gently pulls your crosshair onto nearby targets.

Scoring and rewards

Paint tags, nets, ambushes from hiding, lowrider checkpoints and leftover time all add to your score. Clearing a mission pays XP, paintballs and street cash, and can unlock suits, mods and new characters. Every score is checked on the server before it reaches the leaderboard.

Splatter a Hoedown

Splatter a Hoedown is a mature cartoon paintball arcade game you play free in your web browser: an open city block, a drivable lowrider, eight story missions, co-op and team paintball battles, and crews of up to 12 players.

Made for adults (17+): crude humour, cartoon bikini outfits and satirical drug references. The game has no official age rating yet.

18+ ONLY
Splatter a Hoedown has mature cartoon violence, language and adult themes.