Splatter a Hoedown gameplay

A quick tour of the systems that make each run different.

Third-person paintball combat

Aim over the shoulder or switch to first person. Paint builds up visibly on clothing and skin, and a contestant is tagged after three solid hits. Aim assist can be set to gentle, lock-on or off in Settings.

Contestants that think

The AI spots you, runs, hides behind cover, side-steps when you aim straight at it and fires back. Stealthy opponents in the Trap House patrol routes, and bouncers at the Velvet Rope watch the door.

Driving the lowrider

Jump into the purple lowrider any time. Use turbo, the handbrake and hydraulic hops to run checkpoints, chase rival cars and honk to flush hiders out of cover. Car paint, including the Skull paint for Hard-mode clears, is set in the garage.

Progression without pressure

  • XP and player levels unlock a new character each level
  • Street cash buys gun skins, suits, chains and garage mods
  • Daily challenges and a Daily Hard Bounty add fresh goals each day
  • Photo mode lets you capture and share scenes in the Photo Gallery
  • Battle rankings and a crew Hall of Fame track the best players
Splatter a Hoedown

Splatter a Hoedown is a mature cartoon paintball arcade game you play free in your web browser: an open city block, a drivable lowrider, eight story missions, co-op and team paintball battles, and crews of up to 12 players.

Made for adults (17+): crude humour, cartoon bikini outfits and satirical drug references. The game has no official age rating yet.

18+ ONLY
Splatter a Hoedown has mature cartoon violence, language and adult themes.