Play Splatter a Hoedown online

Splatter a Hoedown runs in modern browsers on desktop and mobile. Sign in, pick a character and you're on the block in under a minute.

Getting started

  • Create a free account with an email and a street name
  • Pick one of the two starter characters, Big Smokeout or Slick Rico
  • Choose Easy, Normal or Hard and launch Mission 1: Clear the Block
  • Learn the controls risk-free in the Practice Range first if you like

Devices and browsers

The game uses WebGL 3D graphics and runs in current versions of Chrome, Edge, Firefox and Safari on Windows, macOS, Linux and ChromeOS. On phones and tablets you get an on-screen stick and FIRE, AIM and JUMP buttons; play in landscape. Graphics settings range from a light Performance mode for older laptops to Ultra with high-resolution photo capture.

What's free

Signing up, Mission 1, the Practice Range, online paint battles, Clan Crews, daily challenges and the leaderboard are free. You start with 500 paintballs and earn more every run. The Mission Pass and paintball or cash packs are optional purchases.

Splatter a Hoedown

Splatter a Hoedown is a mature cartoon paintball arcade game you play free in your web browser: an open city block, a drivable lowrider, eight story missions, co-op and team paintball battles, and crews of up to 12 players.

Made for adults (17+): crude humour, cartoon bikini outfits and satirical drug references. The game has no official age rating yet.

18+ ONLY
Splatter a Hoedown has mature cartoon violence, language and adult themes.