Splatter a Hoedown multiplayer

Online multiplayer is live. Share a 5-letter room code and your friends join straight from their browser.

Online co-op missions

Up to 4 players take on a story mission together and share the team tag count. The host's world is the source of truth for contestants, so everyone sees the same chase, and every player is paid for their own tags when the run ends.

Paint Battles

Paint Battles are 5-minute matches for 2 to 6 players. With two players it's a straight duel; with 3 or more the game balances everyone into Red and Blue teams. Three hits tag a rival, friendly fire is off, and the server keeps score, paying $10 street cash per tag plus a winner's bonus. After a tag you have a few seconds to taunt.

Clan Crews and crew battles

  • Found a crew of up to 12 players with a tag, colours and a custom banner
  • Chat with your crew, promote officers and track your rivalries
  • Challenge another crew to a crew battle: only members of the two crews can join
  • Spray your crew banner on walls during a match
  • Climb weekly crew rankings and earn season rewards and a place in the Hall of Fame

Voice and text chat

Teammates can talk with push-to-talk or open-mic voice chat, which connects players directly and falls back to a secure relay on strict school or office networks. Voice is never recorded. Text chat is available for players without a mic, and you can mute or block anyone.

Splatter a Hoedown

Splatter a Hoedown is a mature cartoon paintball arcade game you play free in your web browser: an open city block, a drivable lowrider, eight story missions, co-op and team paintball battles, and crews of up to 12 players.

Made for adults (17+): crude humour, cartoon bikini outfits and satirical drug references. The game has no official age rating yet.

18+ ONLY
Splatter a Hoedown has mature cartoon violence, language and adult themes.