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Splatter a Hoedown screenshots and art

Official artwork from the game. New gameplay captures are added with each update.

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Splatter a Hoedown key art: paint-splattered contestants, a hot dog mascot and two men in fur coats beside a purple lowrider at a neon block party
The crew outside the barn dance
Earlier Splatter a Hoedown key art of the paintball contestants and lowrider on the neon city block
Original key art
Big Smokeout in a purple velvet tracksuit and bucket hat holding a paintball marker
Big Smokeout, league commissioner
Splatter a Hoedown

Splatter a Hoedown is a mature cartoon paintball arcade game you play free in your web browser: an open city block, a drivable lowrider, eight story missions, co-op and team paintball battles, and crews of up to 12 players.

Made for adults (17+): crude humour, cartoon bikini outfits and satirical drug references. The game has no official age rating yet.

18+ ONLY
Splatter a Hoedown has mature cartoon violence, language and adult themes.